Thursday, January 20, 2005

rich girls...

k so what can the rich girls do for me ?
obviously a she's not giving me allowances and all
but..............

1. hey, i'm sick and tired doin those payin i have to do whenever i'm out with a gal !.. so, being poorer than she is i can just tell her that i'm broke and all...then she'll do the paying !! horay !! so firstly, i can eat for free at 5 stars restaurants...i can watch movie for free and if i'm lucky...she might even buy me some clothes man !! anyway, if you're that thick skin enough she basically won't mind doin all the paying...and i'm that thick skin k...anyway, why must all the dates be paid by the "male" gender ? why can't female pay once in a while man ? because your mother tought u so ? or because your grandpa had been doin that since he was 10 ? i think if like i pay for the 1st date then 2nd date she pay like an individual once will be the best...or you can always go dutch....anyway, she's payin now =P

2. pre-paid phones are much more popular here in medan than plan kinda type. 1st because u get free incomin calls for using pre-paid and they have beautiful promotions once in a while..unlike plans....so yeah man...i'm using a pre-paid card and guess what ?
she's the one doing the callin !! all these while man !! ain't that good ?
and in common, the rich girls are the one buyin up the top up cards once we finished the balance
think of it man....you can call whoever and msg whenever u wish for free !!! why ?
she's the one payin for u
ain't that great ??

3. she buys u expensive presents....expensive couple rings......

4. well if i were to fuck her....then she'll be god damn mine...forever, well if she's a virgin when i fuck her...and u know what this means ?? this means if i were money face enough and asked her for a fuckin car...she'll fucking buy me a car u know ??
and anyway she's an only child, and well i were to fuck her and got unlucky...she get pregnant may be...which mean then i'll have to marry her....being an only child...it's an obvious thing that her dad's whatever factory and business will be mine if he pass away..meaning.......
instant success !!
instant position...and you're instantly the boss !!!
how's that balls...

i think these 4 reasons are good enough on why a lot of medanese boys are after rich girls man..anyway, if you are readin this and u think that i'm gonna do all this to you...then u better think twice girl...you know who i am from all that years we've been together..okay as friends =D
it's up to u to decide on whether i am such a person on not.....
i'm just postin this up for the evil herbert to let all his evil wishes go to some place and that's the actual fucking fact that my friends are talkin about...
they were preachin about how lucky a bastard i am.....anyway, who cares what i really feel...

anyway, back to my life again...
i was at video ezy just now...the vcd rental place and actually had got to know the girl working there for some time lah...kinda close as friends on meetings..and you know what they were watchin on the big tv screen ?
"I NOT STUPID" yes that one year ++ old jack neo show so anyway i decided to rent that vcd....for my sister lah

"na hia limpei kali konG ah"

and i was thinkin....after the show.man, i really enjoyed that past hour watchin this stupid fucked up show man..afterall, singapore is a nice coutry to live in anyway...btw, i was debatin with my tutor about how bad a country singapore is to start a fucking business earlier on..

huifen : money doesn't talk in singapore as much as in medan does..money here talks in every fucking aspects of life here....can you bribe the fucking police away after killin your mother in singapore ?


something deep in me is tell me right now.....
however much i love this hometown of mine
i still miss my life in singapore afterall
i still miss those places friends and i hang out afterall
and i miss those times........

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