relax...

now what's that ?
christ givin me some sign ?

all hail the mightly weapon of satisfaction.

to SIM mates :)
study hard.
but play hard too arh.
though this is one of the most difficult semester.
don't go nuts stuffin those notes in ur head.
all the best.
good luck fer da exams :)



*to the owner of the dog above.
no offence.
if you're uncomfortable with all those.
do tell me.
i'll delete it if u wish so.
apologies.

corruption

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/11/12/nation/12576609&sec=nation

we don't ask.
you give.
we take.
it's no much better than indonesia.

SIM called.

some woman : hello, herbert john please.
me : ....ya speakin.
some woman : hello, this is from sim.
me : ya ?



first dey she pronounced my name wrongly.
and she continued with an even worst news.

motivation to study = 0%
been slackin e whole freakin day.
god.






it's either i'm turnin deaf or my speakers sucked me out.
it's like..when i turn to a certain level at the volume place dere.
it'll be loud.
but now....it still seems soft.
checked other settings.
everything is the same.
may be i'm turnin deaf.

have got a motherfuckin bad ulcer.
i feel like shit.
seriously like shit.

oranges have flowers.

my chechear was talkin bout this positive externalities thingy.
and gave us an illustration of it.

"if you have a bee garden beside an orange farm, both will benefit.

the bees will go the flowers for honey and the orange will gain for it."

something like that la.

then my fren msg me.

"since when oranges got flower"

and i replied

"got la

wtf"

"where got, you grow one ar"

okay...

then i asked another fren.

orange got flower ?

no...

got lah

where got, only got leaves.

okay, i am damn fuckin sure orange tree has flower.

for what i know from my pure bio that BOK taught was most fruits come from flower.

if dey dun come from a flower.

where do fruits come from den ?

you need a freakin vagina to born a baby wad right.

flowers got vagina also one.

so the sperm ( pollen, i think. in the flower language ) will evolve inside dere wad.

then the fruit, which is the baby will come out ma.

another thing that i remember from bio is.

okay, i hope i don't remember wrongly la.

i haven't touch bio since 1 year ago.

a flower can have sex itself.

how ?

a flower can have 2 gender one.

having said so, a flower can be a male and a female.

and not a SHEMALE.

dey can have babies themself one.

1 flower can bear a child.

how wonderfu is that.

*shemales may have 2 genders too.but can dey fuck demself ?

and fellow is my prove that oranges have flower.

not convinced ?

scroll down...

still not happy ?

still not happy ?

then i can only conclude that :

1. it's either u have problem identifyin a flower and an orange, or

2. u're partially blind or something, or

3. u're extremely dumb.

blocked sites

man...it was this.




Norton Internet Security has blocked access to this restricted site.

Site: http://www.xiaxue.blogspot.com/

Blocked categories: Sex/Acts

If you think this web site is incorrectly categorized, visit the Symantec Internet Security Center to report it.





which is understandable.

but now....





Norton Internet Security has blocked access to this restricted site.

Site: http://www.friendster.com/home.php

Blocked categories: Sex/Personals

If you think this web site is incorrectly categorized, visit the Symantec Internet Security Center to report it.





wtf ?
this is too much.
wayy to much.





screw you norton.
norton internet security sux.
but i figured it out :) anyway.
lol

pat sis vote

alright.

if you love good songs.
then you gotta vote here.


http://www.style-asia.com/streetstyleawards05/

make good artists' dream come true.

please vote for

bonafide vintage flav'r

pat thank you for that.
and i too.

lol

chapters of my life

it sure seems like i have two different books.

one in medan.
one in singapore.

it's definitely two different kind of road for each.
chapters of my life there and here are completely different.
and i just can't wait to continue my pieces of life there.
to flip over the new page from the book i've left two months ago.
to continue that little, yet fulfilling part of my life.

to be on the road with my baby again.

to do something which many of you will not be able to do in singapore.
HAHAHAHA.

you won't escape fines with that.


to just enjoy every single day without worrying bout books.

to not worry bout doing laundry.

the dishes.

and even sweeping the floor.

to be with my bros there again.

where every second is full of laughter.

and crazy things.

most of all.

to be sleeping on a proper bed again.

and banging the speakers disturbing my neighbours again.

AHAHHAHAHAA

to be back with my parents again.

3rd, december 2005.

0800 a.m.

the time i'll close this book for a lil while.

6th, december 2005.

1700 p.m.

the time i'll be with my life again.

by the way,

happy birthday sis.

enjoy ur day.

love ya =)

also,

happy bdae erlina.

tennis pad

I AM DAMN HAPPY LAR

my spanish fren sent me this lar.
nigel is fuckingly for sure damn jealous la.
see i'm not really into tennis.
but he just sent me this lar..
dunno for wad also.
but still
damn happy lar.
to get a tennis player's pic and his signature in it.
power lah.

okay..

the real bugger is nadal.

extreme makeover

it's quite unbelievable how time flies.
cz, pat, adam and i have been hanging out for more than 4 years.
close to 5.
since after taman negara camp.

i've always think that we are a group.
it's always the 5 of us.
it was,
cz, pat, adam, rahmat and i
and today...
only rahmat left and nigel came.
i really thought we are a group afterall.


last year, the year i was back in medan for almost a full 1 year.
it was when i met her.
and then i began to look back.
i kinda regret coming over to singapore.
school life there are so much better.
they actually support ur talent.
and u can earn money from it easily.
moreover, if i've been there all along.
then i won't go through all this with my gf.

i can't change history.
i made the decision.







one thing that made me not regret coming here are meeting you guys.
seriously.
i owe u guys a lot.



we've gone throught so much together.
yes, though there were those days where we bastard each other.
those fucked up days.
but here we are today.
still kicking together.
spendin most of our nights together.
physically or internet-ically (lol).
we are 5 different individuals, bonded by friendship, strengthen by time and today......




we are brothers.
not a group.





EXTREME MAKEOVER....

pat were askin me if i have any of his sec sch pics.
then i was browsin thru my pics.
and from there.
this post came to ur eyes.

AND......

alright...

who's the most extreme ??

disclaimer*

no photoshop was involve in the remaking of any of our faces.
only background,words and nigel was removed from some old secondary school pic and pasted there are photoshop-ed.

k nige, i only have like 2 pics of u when we were in sec sch.

thank you guys.

d's pic.

went to j's house for d's surprise party.
met up with eleta to get d's present.
get a flash camera.
then met up with sue at around 10.
and we head off to j's house.
reached there.
then met up with r and another gal which i forgot her name.
sorry.
i really have problems remembering people's name.
and we have to blow....

and waited...

and waited...

and found out this while walkin around j's basement.

the koi are damn big lah.

and d came in.

we attacked him with spray cans.

and he turned out like...

then the cake and the wish....

look at his snow !!!

can u believe that he's 21 now ?

like wtf ?

he looked like he's still 17 or something lor.

small....

big......

hermmmmmm

d.

d's bdae is tml.
will be at this surprise party tonight.


feel like fuck.
moody.
headache.
gotta start fucking studying after this.
god damn it.
i have to.
it's 15th already
15 more days to exam
damn it.
damn it.
damn it.
god bless me.

pat's team

as requested by pat

look a bit gayish thou

but comment wor :P

nig muscle

Here it is nige.

comment please

soker

soccer man of the year.

soccer man
soccer !!!!!!

only we know the truth ah pat :)

pieces of my life.

u know when you with someone.
you will notice things around you.
since the first day i'm here in this house.
these are a few things i've noticed man.
and i find it fucking disgusting.

this towel has been there since i first step in the toilet.

those without arrows are mine.
that shampoo, tooth paste, and that mug.
has been there since the first day i used to toilet too.
fuck him.
it's been almost 5 months.
and his soap and toothpaste cannot finish one.

only the level of WATER inside there changes.
and i suppose he use his soap and shampoo from there.

alright.
that's it.
3 unnoticable things in my toilet.
he, is my landlady's brother.
who's sleeping outside by the dining table on the floor on a simple thin mattress.

this morning, while cooking.
i went to the egg rack and......
okay,
what do you do to a cracked egg ?
u throw them or u do this ?

i believe he go glue it.
fuck him.



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pieces of my life.

work.

paradise.

dream garden.

my potential killer.

fav. sport.

my life.

brothers.

brothers.

dream life.

and say hi to mr. grasshoper.

monopoly converstaion

alright,
i suppose, this guy is dumbest american i've ever seen, heard, known.

i was playing monopoly due to the intense boredom and laziness.


moneyman953: where u from

bertism: singapore

moneyman953: yeah right

moneyman953: u are not from singapore

bertism: i am from singapore dude

bertism: why would i wanna lie ?

moneyman953: i dont know

bertism: ...

moneyman953: how do u speak my language

bertism: singapore's first language is english

manmoneyman953: really?

moneyman953: i didnt know they had this game way over there

bertism: all i gotta do is just to connect to the internet

bertism: man..where are you from ?

moneyman953: USA

bertism: so you think only american speak english ?

> LOL <

moneyman953: yea

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

bertism: oh god...

moneyman953: what country is singapore in

bertism: singapore IS a country

HOLY HEAVEN !!!

moneyman953: oh

bertism: heard of indonesia ?

moneyman953: yes

moneyman953: i am very good in geography

bertism: okay..it's somewhere near there..and i'm indonesian

moneyman953: oh

bertism: and u don't know where singapore is....

moneyman953: have u ever been to the USA

bertism:no

moneyman953: do u kno about the 50 states

bertism: the US have 50 states ?

moneyman953: omg

moneyman953: yes

moneyman953: look on the map

moneyman953: im from minnesota

bertism: well i think u should look at the map too

moneyman953: what other language do u speak

bertism: mandarin, hokkien ( a dialect ) , malay, bahasa indonesia

moneyman953: wow

moneyman953: u forgot english

moneyman953: how did u learn english

bertism: well, u asked what other language

moneyman953: yea

bertism: i learn english since i was in K1

moneyman953: what do u do over there

bertism: studying...

moneyman953: u go to school?

moneyman953: i got off of school 3 hours ago

bertism: well, i have to be in school in 8 hours' time

bertism: how old are u

manmoneyman953: 14

alright, that answers it all.
LOL

i asked if he has msn and he said yes.
gave him my email add and asked him to add me.
but he didn't.
lOL
he lost after a while.
and asked to play again.
and went offline before we got the chance to play again.

man....this guy is a joke man !!!

comic me

if i were to be drawn in a comic book...

i think i'll look like something like that

slap slap

if u are slap at the right cheek.
you're suppose to give ur left to be slapped too.

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jesus

christian.


hermm....they say, there'll be a day where jesus christ will come back to earth.
the day when the world ends.
then...
jesus will take all those people who believes in him to heaven.
and abandon those who don't.


2 of my group members are christian.
while the other 1 and i are buddhist.
we were talking bout religions, which is 100%ly out of topic on what we were suppose to do.
but anyway,
we were talking.
and suddenly...
i just think bout this.
well, i tried to draw it >.<

*sorry

imagine you'r with your christian friends sittin in a room.
in this case,
it's a couple.

the girl wants his hunny to convert.
so when jesus came to earth, which u don't know when, she and her beloved will all go to heaven.




and then...................
it happened.
jesus came down.
of course you can't see him.
but those that believe in him will just fly up suddenly.


well...i think.

*it was just a joke

and then..........

*didn't meant to make fun

LOL

*:(

lOLOL...
i find this funny lar...

cz nige

now...how will 2 of my best buddies look like if dey bcome more kong ?

chuanzhi
hermmmmm....

*pic removed

into....

*pic removed by FORCE >.<

not much diff
he's kong alreadi by nature
lol
i just make him even kong-er

and nigel...

into...

loL
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