Tuesday, February 14, 2006

big foot the prequel.

not very long ago...
there lived a monster called the big ass foot.
it was known that he lives in planet "fuck shit".


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so..to find out the truth.
b travelled there.
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b searched the forests.
b searched the hills.
the mountains.
and after 5 days.
b still find no clue or sign of this so called big ass foot.
so, b called back home.
and there arrive 4 of b's friends to help the search of this mysterious creature.
on their 50th day of tiresome search around that fucking hot planet.
they saw.........

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the monster was scary.
however, at the sight of human.
he changes his form to what might seem like a normal human being.
just that his feet are still so asskickinly big.
wasting no time,
b's team went to capture that monster.
the moster ran.
again, they lost track of the moster.
despite his big ass feet,
the moster left no sign behind.
15 days later.
b's team found the moster napping in a hidden cave deep in the jungle.
when the team tried to catch it.
in a nick of time,
the monster fled.
back to the beach.
there...they fought.
the fight were fierce.
with thunderstrom raging above their heads.
rain hit like it was raining ice cubes.
the fight last for a scary 5 days.
but.
the good always wins.
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b's team cought the mysterious monster.
the monster surrendered.
however,
finding no way to return home.
b's team were now stuck at that unfortunate planet.
over time,
b and the monster become friends.
and b learned that the monster had the very same "shifu" as that of the legendary monkey king.
only before the monster were able to learn the 72th transformation,
the monkey king killed their "shifu"
resulting the monster to be unable to transform fully into a normal human.
that's where the bigass feet come from.
and b,
knowing a little bit of surgery skills.
and out of pity.
did a plastic surgery to the fucked up monster.
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and in return,
the monster told b a way to get back to planet earth.
where b and his team came from.
they held a farewell party before b left.
and on the next monring,
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b and team left for earth.
back on earth,
everything remained peaceful.
till...
the news hit that big foot were spotted on earth.
the very last image of the monster that b had was this.
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the monster,
after the plastic surgery.
the monster might had followed b secretly back to earth.
however,
it is still not known to b if the big foot on earth is the monster.
or may be the relatives of that monster.
it's a mystery.
and the mystery remains........................

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